April 2012
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Anonymous asked: Maybe some truth would go along way in your blog. The japanese girl in this photo is a student who I met when living in Papua New Guinea.You are scum and when you turn to the truth rather than bullshit then I may start reading osme decetn stuff. Unitl then grow up and cut the crap...
February 2011
2 posts
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WatchSo I normally don’t reblog porn or anything, but wait, hear me out on this one.
This is very good quality, cinematic style, 720p professionally shot sex. It’s respectful, it’s real. How often have you ever actually seen real sex? Watching normal porn doesn’t count. Sorry. Come on. You and I both know that. And sure, even if you’ve had sex a few hundred times,...
January 2011
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December 2010
12 posts
Guys I Am Moving Tumblrs
Basically anyway
I don’t ever really sign on this one anymore and when I do it’s never to post anything.
I post pretty much everything I am going to post over at my other tumblr. This one. ethanjhulbert.tumblr.com.
So yeah. Follow me over there. Or not. I just thought I’d let you know!
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“Had I never lived, someone would probably have formulated the principle of...”
– A most beautiful and touching quotation by Werner Heisenberg (the originator of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and an avid fan of classical music).
November 2010
13 posts
“Obviously we’ve gotta stand with our North Korean allies.”
– Sarah Palin, discussing the conflict between North and South Korea on Glenn Beck’s radio Show. Beck interjected, telling her, “South Korean.” (via officialssay)
(via almostfancyblog)
Instant CSI →
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http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/
Hey Ethan!
xenoarc:
“Why is there no new content from you?”
Well, it’s because I moved to a place that’s super awesome and everything is going wonderfully except there’s no internet connection. And the providers seem to be trying to screw us on the price, so it might be a little while. And now you know!
Don’t worry, I haven’t given up of forgotten about tumblr or killed myself or anything. I’ll return...
October 2010
45 posts
Hey Ethan, what's up with you?
I keep having these bouts of total uninspiredness. I feel like I’m sooo close to something. Like in just a couple more seconds, I’ll have some great breakthrough or a super cool idea or some revelation will be revealed to me. But it never comes. It’s like my brain is being blueballed, but just like, constantly.
Bluebrained!
I’m hoping this will change when I move. I got a...
Eight False Things The Public “Knows” Prior To... →
cognitivedissonance:
Eight False Things The Public “Knows” Prior To Election Day
There are a number things the public “knows” as we head into the election that are just false. If people elect leaders based on false information, the things those leaders do in office will not be what the public expects or needs.
Here are eight of the biggest myths that are out there:
1) President Obama...
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prozac34 asked: PHOTOSHOP TIME!
I'm not really sure how I can be friends with...
And even if it’s a, “Well, maybe my religion does, but I don’t think you will,” that doesn’t count. You don’t get to say that. If you claim to be that religion but don’t believe in parts of what it says- if you pick and choose parts of your religion that are okay, like all the good morality stuff and family friendly stories, but choose to not believe in...
Chemistry Nathan
(Nathan turns around on his chair in the middle of the class and talks to our whole table.)
Nathan: So do you guys play any MMORPGs?
Aaron: Nope.
Me: Nope.
Justin: MM... huh??
Cheyenne: What?
Nathan: Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Games.
Me: Nope.
Justin: Oh. No.
Cheyenne: Nope!
Nathan: Oh, well, I just started playing this sweet new Lego one. It's like World of Warcraft but with Legos.
Justin: What??
Rest of us: ...
Nathan: Yeah, it's like, you play as a Lego character, in this MMORPG. You guys should check it out.
All of us: ...
The conversation I just posted, I drew a picture of the guy. I just posted it here on my original content blog, you oughta like follow it or something if you don’t. Just, y’know, throwin’ that out there.
More Chemistry
Cheyenne: Let's go to the window. Hah- "to the windooww!"
Nathan: To the wall! (Nathan is this fat annoying creepy guy that we try to avoid.)
Cheyenne: ...haha.
Nathan: That brings back memories of high school, when I was hanging off of the basketball hoop with one hand and singing that and pointing at windows and walls and... (does a graphic interpretation with his hands of the sweat and balls)
Cheyenne: ...uh...
Nathan: Yeah, I know what you're thinking, but I was a lot thinner back then. I was skinny. But I gained a couple hundred pounds on purpose just recently, y'know why?
Cheyenne: ...uh...?
Nathan: Well back in high school and middle school, I dated THREE HUNDRED GIRLS. And I have a note from each one, so I know the exact number, and it was exactly three hundred. But they were all only interested in my looks, and they all broke up with me after just a couple days, because I'm such an odd fellow. So I gained a lot of weight so I would find a girl who would like me for who I am, instead of how I looked. And you know what? It worked.
Cheyenne: ...
Nathan: So yeah, awesome, right?
Cheyenne: ...
Australia Potter: How to be friends with an... →
1. If you must drag them to a party, please don’t abandon them. Don’t go rushing off to catch up with your other friends without including the introvert; the inny will die in a corner.
2. If they actually call and want to talk, listen! These moments may not come often, since Innies…
I feel like I may have posted this a long time ago.
However, this is me. To the extreme.
prozac34 asked: That'd be such a waste, however I'd still take it seeing as how not everyone got a free wish. A free wish is better than no wish at all.
Talking About Chemistry
Cheyenne: This class is way too short. I wish it would be longer... hah, that's what she said.
Me: She has never once said that to me.